we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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