This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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