i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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