If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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