where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Come on in and take your pants off
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