careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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