The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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