Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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