Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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