the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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