Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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