these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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