Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."