dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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