Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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