come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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