Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...

(1-201): View more from New Jersey

ok, come over...I have doritos

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(619): View more from California

do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

(805): View more from California

Don't drive home.

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(513): View more from Ohio

he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.

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(805): View more from California

"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me

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(256): View more from Alabama

I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.

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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent

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