Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.

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(503): View more from Oregon

But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.

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(512): View more from Texas

Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me

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(914): View more from New York

I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night

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(830): View more from Texas

Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?

(858): View more from California

Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria

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