I wish I could punch you in the face.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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