The maid of honor just puked.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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