so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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