so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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