just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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