The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
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