also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
being pregnant is like rehab
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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