Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
