I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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