kristin has been a bad kristin
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She bit a glass in half.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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