Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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