he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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