1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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