he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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