Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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