even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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