In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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