What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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