Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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