I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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