a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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