whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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