Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
my sisters under your porch take her home
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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