how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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