i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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