Say something about gay babies.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
no you cant smoke seaweed
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His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You may now shotgun with the bride
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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