You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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