No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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