Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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