they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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