There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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