You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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