There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Let's get the cat blown out
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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