ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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