Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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