I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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