But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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