Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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