So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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