hell yes lets make some ravioli
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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